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Silicon Prairie Theatre Presents…

DOG SEES GOD: Confessions of a Teenage Blockhead by Bert V. Royal

Auditions – Sunday, May 14th at 6 pm, The Haymarket Theatre, 803 Q St.

What do you need?

Please have a printed copy of your theatre resume.

Characters: 4 Male, 4 Female

CB, CB’s Sister, Van, Matt, Beethoven, Marcy, Tricia, Van’s Sister.

The show will run on June 22-24th.

Rehearsals begin May 28th.

DOG SEES GOD: Confessions of a Teenage Blockhead contains sensitive material including drug use and sexual themes.

Don’t Dress for Dinner is a comedy about Bernard who is planning a romantic weekend with his chic Parisian mistress in his charming converted French farmhouse, whilst his wife, Jacqueline, is away. He has arranged for a cordon bleu cook to prepare gourmet delights, and has invited his best friend, Robert, along too to provide the alibi. It’s foolproof; what could possibly go wrong? Well…. suppose Robert turns up not realizing why he has been invited. Suppose Robert and Jacqueline are secret lovers, and consequently determined that Jacqueline will NOT leave for the weekend. Suppose the cook has to pretend to be the mistress and the mistress is unable to cook. Suppose everyone’s alibi gets confused with everyone else’s. An evening of hilarious confusion ensues as Bernard and Robert improvise at breakneck speed.

Written by Marc Calometti
Directed by Mackenzie Davenport

Show Times:                                                                                                                                    December 29th – 7:00 pm
December 30th – 7:00 pm
December 31st – 2:00 pm

Tickets – 10$ Cash Only

“Hurtling along at the speed of light, this breathtaking farce is a near faultless piece of theatrical invention.” – The Guardian